Friday, December 21, 2012

I'm sick

I'm sick. not it the interesting, twisted kind of way but in the gross coughing gargling salt water, wishing the end was nigh kind of sick.

Since all I really want to do is curl up into the fetal position under every blanket in the house, I'm going to be short and sweet. Here are the top five remedies for being sick that were given to me tonight at the annual Everyone remotely related Christmas party:

5. Tylenol cold. Definitely will be consuming the maximum daily doses.
4. Warm lemon and honey. Hasn't been working thus far but whose to say it won't
3. Gargled salt water. A definite must considering I do like breathing
2. Warm whiskey and honey. Definitely better that 4, but probably can't be combined with 5.
1. Tabasco and water. I don't know about this... but I'm willing to try pretty much anything.

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